injured list

The 9 at HHS claimed my ankle today. I’ll be out for the rest of the season and sans skate footy in A New Low 2. Serves me right for waiting til the last minute.

I know you’ll all miss my finger flips, bonelesses and other 1985 stylings.

ETC’s right ankle
1980-2006 R.I.P.


Skateboarding Competition: John Holden

John Holden’s incredible drop-in 50/50 at this summer’s Eldridge Park skate contest:

Clearly he should’ve taken home the gold, but the judges were too busy fingering their dickholes to take note of this amazing young talent, and stuck him with 12th place.

I guess the East Coast isn’t ready for aggressive skating…