Completing The Trilogy

Once lost in the infinite sea of garbage cluttering my room, now rediscovered and fully restored to mint condition, I present you with the third and final (?) note from my creepy 13 year old “cousin”.

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So today I got a note from a 13 year old girl claiming to be my cousin. This is news to me. It’s like Shady says: “Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper / All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins / A half-brother and sister who never seen me / or even bothered to call me until they saw me on TV” Comes with the fame I guess.

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