random updates

•I just finished a bowl of Honey Nut Clusters. There was a brief moment while chewing that I thought it was Raisin Bran.

•I haven’t showered or changed my pants, socks or underwear since Saturday, May 7th…and I haven’t changed my shirt since Sunday.


facts you need to know: Pumpkin Delights

It’s that time of year, Pumpkin Delights are once again available at finer grocery and department stores! (picture below)

My dick was in that actual box of Pumpkin Delights because I originally had a slightly more “creative” pose in mind.

If anyone owns any x-ray glasses, put ’em on and then look at the above picture again. Yep, that’s a wadded up jizz rag hiding in the box!! Gross huh?