random updates

•I just finished a bowl of Honey Nut Clusters. There was a brief moment while chewing that I thought it was Raisin Bran.

•I haven’t showered or changed my pants, socks or underwear since Saturday, May 7th…and I haven’t changed my shirt since Sunday.

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facts you need to know: Pumpkin Delights

FACT #1
It’s that time of year, Pumpkin Delights are once again available at finer grocery and department stores! (picture below)

FACT #2
My dick was in that actual box of Pumpkin Delights because I originally had a slightly more “creative” pose in mind.

FACT #3
If anyone owns any x-ray glasses, put ’em on and then look at the above picture again. Yep, that’s a wadded up jizz rag hiding in the box!! Gross huh?

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