Paramore Brand New Eyes
Wentz groupies create more kindergarten anthems.
Kings of Leon Only by the Night
The sound of bearded men crying.
Asher Roth Asleep in the Bread Aisle
Rap for all-white, gated communities.
Jay-Z The Blueprint 3
Egomaniacal nursey rhymes, brand name packaging.
Cum-belching whore lowers the bar.
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