Ready, aim…ejaculate!

This is your lucky day
for any time you wish to spray
your bodily fluids my way…

I will lie down on my bed
tuck my legs behind my head
and I will gladly spread.
…but do not be misled
my bulls-eye is pink, with touch of brown, not red.

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