D.W.I want more excitement in the local section.

Tony, is this your idea of a joke?? It’s like I always say–drunk driving isn’t funny unless you have to stop at a car wash on your way home to spray the remnants of a pregnant pedestrian off your windshield.

Give your readers something a little more riveting next time, and remember: aiming for the sidewalk is like aiming for the front page.

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