They may as well fart in my open mouth.

I would rather bathe in Hep A infested diarrhea than continue to sit within breathing distance of any more customers today. They all smell like wet shit splattered on a fat whore’s upper thighs after gym class.

I may just keep the doors locked and start exchanging services through the mail slot…

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