I was such a well respected student at Horseheads High School & held so close to the hearts of all its teachers & administration that I decided to drop by for a little visit YESTERDAY. Today I received a letter in the mail, and one thing I can really say about HHS is they sure are prompt about things that truly matter to them!
A note to the kids: I sure as hell WILL BE BACK!
p.s. A note to all terrorists: the schools address is at the bottom of the letter!